Earlier today some of our agents received this letter and a group of photos-
Please pay no mind to this. It is obviously someone impersonating Agent 14 to try and mess with your head. We all know number 14 is dead.
The ASU is opening a new branch. The role of this branch is top secret but volunteers are appreciated. A form will be required to determine if you are a worthy candidate. We hope we receive help from you all!
We are all still missing Agent 96, but 39 has some good news to share. They got a picture of a sea turtle from Agent 96 and wanted to share the joy with everyone.
With 96’s condition, our Founder has decided to grace us with an update.
Please be sure to follow our Founder!
After ensuing rumors about Agent 3, The Founder has taken to Twitter in order to update us all about important information. I’d advise you to follow him.
Also, The Founder apologizes for his grammar errors in the Tweet. He says he hates the fact that once published he has yet to figure out if there is a way to edit a Tweet. The Founder would appreciate any word about this.