Please Pay No Mind

Earlier today some of our agents received this letter and a group of photos-

Letter from 14 saying There are some thing they don't want you to know. If you seek the truth meet us tonight at the gateway

Please pay no mind to this. It is obviously someone impersonating Agent 14 to try and mess with your head. We all know number 14 is dead.

Remember: TheEndIsNear

96 Recovering

96 is recovering well. They are being sent to Hawaii in order to retire. However, we have collected some farewell messages for them.

“It has been a pleasure to work with 96 and their service has been valued greatly by me.”-Agent 1

“They brought a bright light and joy to everything they did. Work will be so much darker without them, but as always we won’t let the shadows creep in.”-Agent 5.

“Thank you for everything you’ve done for me 96. I will miss you, but know you have always wanted this beach trip.”-Agent 7.

“Farewell 96! Have a blast for the both of us!”-Agent 87.

“Being the newest agent here I didn’t get to know you too well 96, but you seemed like a great person.”-Agent 100.

“Bon voyage 96! Send me a picture of a turtle!”-Agent 39.

“Glad you’re better, even if it was your own fault you got into this mess.”-Agent 13.

The Founder Takes to Twitter

After ensuing rumors about Agent 3, The Founder has taken to Twitter in order to update us all about important information. I’d advise you to follow him.

Also, The Founder apologizes for his grammar errors in the Tweet. He says he hates the fact that once published he has yet to figure out if there is a way to edit a Tweet. The Founder would appreciate any word about this.